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validx2:

Lame Nigga: Wassup babe 

Girl: Hey 

Lame Nigga: Wyd 

Girl: Bouta get in the shower

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Lame Nigga: Oh so you just gone…

Girl: Please dont

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Lame Nigga: Get in without me

Girl: 

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bjerge:

there is a correct way to layer clothes and i’m sorry but disney channel that is not the correct way

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fucking4amcdonalds:

sanziene:

Breakfast around the world

Ok I’m suddenly starving.

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some-wayward-daughter:

onesimus42:

adrateia:

so being a reader is basically a constant struggle between deciding on reading what you bought recently, what you bought ages ago and should stop ignoring, and what you really ought to reread.

And then reading fanfic instead.

The accuracy is incredible

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problemspoof:

tonessawicki:

why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

So what you’re saying is that you’re not going to help defend China from the Huns…?

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bunny-banana:

uglynewyork:

When you miraculously avoid Final Destination Deaths

CHRIST ALMIGHTY

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e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

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lazypacific:

i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday

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532,064 notes

kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me attractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

(via lilacwineandcrucio)

120,715 notes "To be, …OR NAH?"
William Shakespeare (via ora-le)

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137,380 notes nofamejames:

invader-nanz

nofamejames:

invader-nanz

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60,397 notes lexscape:

the accuracy has me in tears

lexscape:

the accuracy has me in tears

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foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

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petercapalldii:

don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate

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